Vegas Recap- Day 2 (Wednesday!)

Hello again, bunnies!

Time for more Vegas-Trip-2001 Recap action!

You already saw a few pictures from early-morning on Wednesday, day 2. The rest of the day was dedicated to the finer things in life- gorging and sunbathing, shopping, chocolate and boobs!

We’d heard our hotel had recently received the wonderful accolade of having the very best buffet on the strip. Nick and Eddie wanted to try it out… I should mention, I am not a big fan of buffets. I know, I’m a terrible fat girl. Going to a buffet is one of the very few fat-girl-insecurities I still maintain. Also, having a gluten allergy, most of the food I can’t eat, so it’s a huge let down.

However….the Wicked Spoon? Delicious. Unbelievable. The largest spread of food I’ve ever seen, with individual dishes. I could go on and on. Even having to eat gluten-free, I was still satisfied, but very very frustrated I couldn’t eat the mountains of delicious food I WANTED to.


my predominately veggie plate


and Nick and his plate of meat



After stuffing our bellies, we decided it was high time we explored one of the pools.
Our first pool experience was the Boulevard Pool, which overlooks the strip. A beautiful set up, with lounge chairs, palm trees and a game section. Bikini- clad waitresses wandering about bringing you over priced beverages. Heaven.





We digested and sun bathed, then swam about and it was just marvelous!

On our way back to our room, we took in some of the art that is around The Cosmo. Everywhere you look, there is interactive art. My favorite? GIANT SHOES! Don’t mind my messy look, we just came back from a swim, remember!




Some more quick photos from around the hotel, mostly of part of the GIANT chandelier, with a 3 floor bar inside of it











The hotel had these SUPER NEAT vending machines all over the place. They are old cigrarette vendine machines, turned into art vending machines! They spit out little mini canvases for $5.



After a quick change , we decided to hit the pavement and do some sight seeing and shopping!

First we went to Paris! I really wanted to go last year, but didn’t have time. To be honest, we weren’t all that impressed. The ride up to the top cost us $20, and we had a better view from our hotel. Meh. Here is a view of our hotel, anyway.




Then..it was time to SHOP! But first?

YARD LONG MARGARITAS AT NOON! We were wandering around Ceasar’s Palace Forum Shops, and decided to get gigantic beverages. Vegas isn’t Vegas without drinking a giant beverage mid-day. We took a short breather to watch the fishies.



One of the things I looked forward to the most about returning to Vegas was the shopping and the chocolate. We hit up Vosges, an Haute-Coutoure Chocolate Shop… Let me just say….the prices ARE WORTH IT!!!! We spent $100 on chocolate, some to bring home, some to enjoy in our room. We also hit up the Bettie Page store, where I spent WAY too much money. We don’t have anything like that back home! Sure, everyone at the festival would be wearing those dresses- but no one back home will be!
Our gigantic margaritas were finished, and we were tipsy. I decided we should stop shopping or I’d max my credit card. Nick was drunk, and photo bombing EVERYONE he possibly could. Including me.



Back to our room, with the spoils of Drunken Shopping



A quick bath with more yummy Lush products, and it was time to get dolled up for a show.

We had tickets to see The Crazy Horse Paris show at the MGM. I’d seen the show last year, with Dita Von Teese, and was BLOWN away. We had front row vip seating, I could smell her…it was sublime. This year, Claire SinClaire was guest staring…. I wont lie , she was pretty lack-luster, but the regular Crazy girls were fantastic. Nick really enjoyed the show.

I wore one of my new Bettie Page dresses, that I fell in love with, and shhh wore again on Friday ;)
Infront of the Chandelier at the Cosmo.



At the Crazy Horse theatre. Waitin’ for boobies.



Good Night Vegas!



Thursday entry coming soon!
XO

Vegas Recap- Tuesday, Day 1! (And the morning of Day 2)

Well bunnies, I’m finally getting around to writing a Vegas recap!

All in all our vacation was exactly what a great vacation should be- exciting, invigorating, extravagant and exactly what we needed. Every fiber of my big beautiful being wishes it could still be in bright sunny Las Vegas.

Nick and I ended up doing very little Viva-related. I was very turned off by the huge crowds….but hey, I’m small-town Canadian. 10 people is a crowd to me , so gimme a break! To be honest, I was very disappointed in how packed the festival was. I think it is time for it to move to a bigger venue, or stop selling so many tickets. We didn’t get to see any of the shows we wanted to, nor any burlesque. Viva this year put a sour taste in my mouth, and I’m on the fence about returning next year. We shall see! I may go just so I can finally meet up with the lovely ladies I missed this year, such as Tasha of By Gum, By Golly!

Our trip from Moncton to Vegas was painless, with only one stop in Montreal. Once we arrived, we decided to do things right, and hailed a limo to take us to our swanky hotel, the Cosmopolitan.

Here’s Nick looking devilish infront of our ride.

Our hotel was UNBELIEVABLE. We didn’t want to stay at the Orleans, I wanted to be able to get away and relax, and since we saved up a handsome chunk of money for this year’s trip, we decided to really spoil ourselves and stay at the place that is currently being hailed the best on in Vegas. It is owned by a German bank, and cost over 4 billion to make…and when you’re inside, you can see why. 3 pool areas, endless bars, one of which is a giant chandelier…yeah. More photos of our hotel in later posts.

Our room had the most amazing view of the strip. We were on the 63rd floor, overlooking Planet Hollywood and Paris. You could see the mountains, and basically the entire damn strip.

Here is a photo of me with the daytime view , pretending the hold the mountains. I’m so captivated by the scenery, it is so entirely different then what we have back home.



This however is nothing.
Just look at the night view.






We didn’t do much during our first day ,besides a bit of sightseeing. We went to Mandalay Bay, to see the Shark Reef, and eat at the Burger Bar- something Amina Munster recommended to me. She was spot-on! Nick had a Kobe Beef burger, and was in heaven… I had to have a burger without the bun, because of my gluten allergy…but it was still pretty damn delicious.




We were pretty tired from being up over 24 hours, and decided to pop a squat at our first VLT machine of the trip. The Munsters are a favorite of mine, so it was the natural choice.



We aren’t big gamblers. Couldn’t care less, really. I think we gambled a whole $30 the whole trip. We popped in a dollar into the Munsters machine, and won $30, so we were happy. We cashed out and headed to the bar.



We bought a couple of fancy overpriced drinks, then headed back to our hotel.

We ordered some champagne from room service, and relaxed in our huge Jacuzzi tub.

Full of LUSH products, might I add!! Over whelming bubbles! I was in heaven!

We passed out by 10pm Vegas time, but give us a break! We were on a 4 hour time difference, and are usually in bed by 10pm OUR time! Which is 6pm Vegas time ;)

The bed was gigantic and the most comfortable I’ve ever slept in.

We woke up early on Wednesday, and I enjoyed a champagne breakfast on the balcony in my bikini ( yep. Fatkini! Rockin’ what momma gave me!) Good morning Las Vegas! People were still stumbling home drunk, it was about 6:30am.



Nick soaked up some early morning rays as well ;)



..before enjoying his champagne breakfast in our over the top gigantic shower


We are classy , classy folk!

To see all the photos from day one, click on over to my Flickr page http://www.flickr.com/photos/lenoralenoire/sets/72157626593235794/

That’s all for now. I’ll post Day 2 shortly!
XOX
Lenora

Vegas was a blast!!!!!

We had an amazing time in Vegas!

I'll try to write a bit about it later, for now I'm swamped at work.

If you'd like to see pictures, I have about half of our photos uploaded so far on Flickr http://www.flickr.com/photos/62270660@N08/collections/72157626593284204/

I'll upload the other half sometime this week!

I'm sad I didn't get to meet some of you, but those of you who did come up and say hello, it was lovely to meet you!!!!

XOXOX
Lenora

I'm off to Sin City!

That's right bunnies!!! Myself, my handsome man Nick and my beautiful ladywife and best friend Eddie Vee are off like bats outta hell! Tomorrow this time, we will be in the air, enroute to the motherland! This is my 2nd VLV, Eddie's 4th( I think?) and Nick's 1st. You probably wont see Nick and I out at many VLV events, as we have lots of other Vegas-y things planned- shows, dinners, etc. But! You will see us Thursday afternoon, Saturday afternoon at the carshow, and Saturday night trying out our newly-learned dance moves. Needless to say that last part will require some cocktails to be properly executed...We are quite rusty! If you see us out and about, please say hello! We are from a small town, and when I'm in a big group of people, I get a tad....shocked! I zone out! I wont notice you, so come right on up and say hello! I'll give you a great big Canadian bearhug!!! I'm the most excited for Thursday and Friday...why? Well, we rented a red 1959 Cadillac convertible for 5 hours on Thursday!!!!! It has always been my dream to drive in the desert in an old convertible, with a silk scarf around my hair - old Hollywood, you know! I'm thrilled this is going to be a reality in a few short days!!!! Oh, and we have one seat free in the car if any of you'd like to jump in with us! Friday we are meeting up with our friends from L.A, the stunning and hilarious Mz Berlin and her beau. We are going to have a fancy dinner, and catch Absinthe- the Vaudevillian style circus show at Ceasars! I'm also extremely excited about our swanky hotel! We scored a really great deal at the new 5 star luxery resort, The Cosmopolitan! Balcony, kitchen, japanese style soaking jacuzzi tub! We are living it up this year! All in all, every fiber of my being is buzzing with excitement, I can barely contain myself as I type this here at work. Vegas baby, Mama's coming!!!!!!!! XOXOXO Lenora

The life of a crazy bird lady

Far from the topic of cooking for vintage-collecting....is my love for birds. I thought I'd share the various birds in my life at the moment. We live downtown...but luckily have a few large trees in our backyard- our back deck will soon be shaded by many beautiful leaves from large creeky old trees. With Spring finally arriving, the warmer breezes have brought Nick and I song birds. Chickadees and finches, as well as bluejays and woodpeckers- for them I have set out many bird feeders, baths and treats. Chickadees have nested 2 feet from my kitchen window, and soon I will be able to be the loving protector of a clutch of darling baby birds. Here is poppa-chickadee having some early-morning breakfast. It is still quite chilly in the mornings, and our tree has hardly started to bud. This little guy is very friendly, and has now started eating seeds directly from my hand. I feel very blessed to have such a lovely bond with a wild animal in my own home, especially living downtown. It was hard to take photos of him, I was standing a less than a foot away, trying to be very still. Here is the finch couple, feeding as well.

Also, as you may know, I am the mother to three wonderful feather-babies of my own.

Kira and Agua I adopted 4 years ago from a bad home, from a woman who didn't understand the needs of birds. Kira (the light blue bird) has many skin and feather problems, which I treat lovingly and with patience. As you can see, she is currently partially baldv-that is from the special oil that needs to be rubbed on her face for a dry skin condition. They will grow back soon. She is very vivacious and lively, and very affectionate. Most of the time I spend at home, she is perched upon my shoulder. Agua is a calm and loving fellow, who gives the most wonderful kisses. Not pictured, is my special-needs budgie Audrey-Tweetburn, who cannot chirp or fly. She is nervous, but has warmed up to a few cuddles and kisses over the years.

Here is Agua and Kira perched in the kitchen window, while we all watch the wild birds in the feeders. Kira is falling asleep, hench the grouchy look.

My little family.. Nick watching Agua and Kira lovingly.

With that, I leave you.

Many apologies, dear readers for being so very quiet on my blogs. We are 11 days away from our Vegas vacation, and I recently obtained quite the promotion at work, so I have been very busy training and settling in.

I deeply hope everyone is enjoying each and every day as Spring has started to come around.

XO

Lenora

Cooking with Lenora turns Eat-A Von Teese

Hello bunnies!!!

I have decided to dedicate a space away from my personal blog for my cooking entries.

http://eatavonteese.blogspot.com/

Feel free to follow!
Please be patient while I make it pretty! Fancy banner coming soon!

xox
Lenora

Cooking with Lenora! Comfort-food!

Hello bunnies and welcome once again to my kitchen!

Todays segment of Cooking with Lenora is slightly less snazzy than normal. It is terribly snowy and cold outside, and Nick and I wanted something warm and comforting for supper.

Warm and comforting spells CHILI AND CORNBREAD!

For those of you who make chilli, you know it is just a hodgepodge of whatever is in your pantry. I will still provide you with a basic recipe, but know that I usually deviate from it, with many substitutes and improvisations.

Let us begin!

Todays frock- pinstriped 1930s reproduction dress by the amazing lady at Hissy Fit on Etsy. (http://www.etsy.com/shop/hissyfitoly )

Todays menu- Lenora’s Extra Meaty Three -Bean 911 Chilli , with gluten-free cheesy jalapeno cornbread.

Todays apron- vintage black and blue ruffle ,with “Tea for Two” and a teapot embroidered on it.

Todays Cooking Companion Cocktail- Lime Fizz (white rum, fresh lime juice, seltzer, a dash of grenadine and of course, extra cherries!!)


I didn’t take many photos today, but really, I’m making chilli, not a fancy soufflé , so over-documenting the steps is pointless.

On to the recipes!

Lenora Le Noire’s Extra Meaty Three -Bean 911 Chilli

(keep in mind all ingredients are approximate )
1 large package of extra-lean ground beef
2 sirloin steaks, chopped into bite-size cubes.
2 fresh jalapenos
2 white onions
1 large green pepper
6-10 cloves of garlic , minced (We really like garlic…use less if you don’t)
2 tbsp. olive oil
2-4 tbsp. low sodium chilli powder
2-4 tbsp red pepper flakes (depending how spicy you like it! I use 4)
Salt and pepper to taste
1 can each or 1 cup dried of each- red kidney beans, black beans, chickpeas. ( I used canned this time around)
1 large can chopped tomatoes
2-3 small cans tomato paste
Fresh chopped mushrooms, or 2 cans mushroom pieces ( Chilli is one of the few dishes where I prefer canned mushrooms)
A few dashes of your favourite hot sauce.


In an extra large pot, heat your olive oil on medium heat.

Add steak and ground beef, red pepper flakes, and onion. (I marinated the steak cubes for a few hours in olive oil, red wine , chopped onion and garlic to make it extra tender, and drained the marinade before adding the steak to the pot).

Stir frequently until meat is nice and brown. If you find there is too much fat, feel free to drain some.
Add chilli powder and stir.
Add jalapeno, green pepper, and garlic. Cook until veggies are tender, stirring often.

Add canned tomatoes and tomato paste. Stir well and let simmer for 5-10 minutes.

Taste test- if you want more spice, now is the time to add it. I usually add a few dashes of hot sauce at the point, with salt and pepper.

Drain your mushrooms and beans and add them to the pot ( if using canned beans, be sure to rinse them well before adding them to the chilli)

Simmer for another few minutes, et voila! Chili is finished!!

This makes a ridiculous amount of chilli, by the way! We freeze several portions for quick lunches or dinners when I’m feeling too lazy to cook. I love having chilli on hand to make delicious nachos!

Lenora’s Cheesy Gluten-Free Jalapeno Cornbread
¾ cup cornmeal
1 ¼ cup milk
1 cup all purpose gluten-free flour mix
1/3rd cup sugar
1 tbsp baking powder
½ tsp salt
1 egg
¼ cup vegetable oil
1 cup grated cheddar cheese
1 fresh jalapeno, thinly sliced
Green onions, chopped

Preheat oven to 400 degrees (200 C)

Combine milk and cornmeal, and let stand while you prepare the rest of the ingredients.

Combine dry ingredients, mix well.

In separate bowl, combine egg, vegetable oil, and chopped green onions.
Combine wet ingredients with milk and cornmeal mixture.
Add to dry ingredients and mix well.
Add ¾ cup cheddar cheese to batter.

Pour mixture into a well-greased pyrex dish or square cake pan. ( I used a square pyrex dish)
Arrange thinly sliced jalapenos on top of the batter, and top with the remaining cheese.

Bake for 15-20 mins

Serve your delicious comfort food, and enjoy!


Simple as that, bunnies!

Cheers!

XOX Lenora